Worst Defeat Ever!
I haven’t been on here for awhile, as work blocked the blog site for months.
Anyway I helped a friend out last night playing for his 5-a-side team at the power league in Stoke. He made out that they were quite good but, to my dismay they were absolutely awful…No…awful doesn’t do justice to how bad they were!
Ryan my mate who asked me was a good player, though constantly argued with the ref about everything which led to his dismissal for the final 10 minutes of the game, all which was a touch embarrassing.
They didn’t have a goal keeper which meant that one of the outfield players had to go in goal (a monkey on a stick could have done a better job). And the two other lads couldn’t even play football, one still in his infancy stage when it come to football and the other looked like he had been struck by lightening and a zombie had more movement in him than this guy.
The final bloke wasn’t that bad just he had never heard of the word pass!!
For this rabble to be anything that resembles a team would need a keeper and three other quality outfield players. Ryan wants me to play next week, but I just don’t think I could put myself through that again.
…Oh yeah…the final score was 22 – 2!!
The opposition were not that good, if I picked 5 of my mates we could have easily beaten them, they were definitely not worth 20 goals different.
Anyway, playing again for a different team at the power league Thursday, so hopefully a change of luck.
Anyway I helped a friend out last night playing for his 5-a-side team at the power league in Stoke. He made out that they were quite good but, to my dismay they were absolutely awful…No…awful doesn’t do justice to how bad they were!
Ryan my mate who asked me was a good player, though constantly argued with the ref about everything which led to his dismissal for the final 10 minutes of the game, all which was a touch embarrassing.
They didn’t have a goal keeper which meant that one of the outfield players had to go in goal (a monkey on a stick could have done a better job). And the two other lads couldn’t even play football, one still in his infancy stage when it come to football and the other looked like he had been struck by lightening and a zombie had more movement in him than this guy.
The final bloke wasn’t that bad just he had never heard of the word pass!!
For this rabble to be anything that resembles a team would need a keeper and three other quality outfield players. Ryan wants me to play next week, but I just don’t think I could put myself through that again.
…Oh yeah…the final score was 22 – 2!!
The opposition were not that good, if I picked 5 of my mates we could have easily beaten them, they were definitely not worth 20 goals different.
Anyway, playing again for a different team at the power league Thursday, so hopefully a change of luck.
Labels: 5 A Side
